No. Everybody knows about all that but nobody seems to care except right-wing bigots like me, who'd prefer not to bomb all those Muslims, because, unlike liberals and neocons, we actually respect human life. I realize that such old-fashioned sensibilities are pretty feeble in comparison with new moral principles like pretending that men who pretend they're women actually are women instead of the men that they appear to be, but we're trying, honest we are.
But I'm not talking about that public-knowledge stuff. Nope.
Nor am I talking about Vince Foster —that is, I'm not talking only about Vince Foster, as there are over a hundred or so such Vince Fosters, some of them far more spectacular than plain old VF himself. What do you suppose they tell Chelsea about what happened to all those aunts and uncles?
Yeah, the memes are cute but unfortunately they refer to real stuff. When I think about the silly murder conspiracy murders involving other presidents who wouldn't hurt a fly, the indifference of the press to the Clintons' misbehavior is pretty outrageous.
And no, I'm not talking about Bill's skirt-chasing, though that's connected,
I'm talking about their cold-blooded murders. And yes, there are plenty. If you think an Arkansas redneck and his hideous wife can't be as murderous as a bunch of Corleones, you are naive. This is from Takimag: